Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.
Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she's been laid all over the country.
Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been playing with your Computer?
A: Your joy stick will be soaking wet.
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes?
A: Cause both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde?
A: On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking.
Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
A: Give her a cock and she'll be ready to blow.
Q: How would a blond interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What does a blonde look like after sex?
A: No idea mate. I'm already long gone...
Q: What's a blondes favorite Nursery Rhyme?
A: Hump Me Dump Me.
Q: What would you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
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