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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
A: Her employer found that she was embezzling.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?
A: Einstein's dick.
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blow job with handlebars.
Q: What did the blonde say during a porno?
A: "Hey fellows, Look! There I am!"
Q: How does a blond prepare for safe sex?
A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Q: What do a blond and President Mikhail Gorbachev have in common?
A: Whilst on vacation they both got fucked by ten men.
Q: What does XXX stand for?
A: Blondes co-signing a note.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Finland, turn around and come back home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a TV set.
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three of your fingers inside a bowling ball.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
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