Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.
Q: What nickname is most used by blonde's in order to boost their popularity?
A: B.J.
Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette...?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: How do you know when a blonde's been in your refrigerator?
A: There's lipstick on your cucumbers/courgette/zucchini.
Q: What's a 68 to a blonde?
A: It's where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
Q: What's the white stuff you find in a blonde's panties?
A: Clitty litter.
Q: Why is it that Blonde's always get confused in the Ladies rest room?
A: Well, it's cost they got to pull their own pants down...
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Because their balls would show.
Q: What do you call a blonde with an I.Q of 100?
A: A foursome.
Q: What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde?
A: Vaseline and Poligrip.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: There's a fold-up bed in the Stock room and permanent smiles on the Bosses' faces.
Q: What is a bellybutton for?
A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all.
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
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