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Q: What's the blonde's idea of dental floss?
A: Pubic hair.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told 'em never to speak to strangers.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!
Q: What do a 250cc Scooter and a blonde have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one
Q: What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a turtle on it's back?
A: Absolutely Nothing - both are totally screwed!
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's cunt?
A: The other guys waiting their turn.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Come.
Q: What do you call a brunette and 4 sexy blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 4 condoms
Q: What do a blonde and an instant win lottery ticket have in common?
A: Simply scratch the box to win.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
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