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| Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Cause everyone gets a turn. Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She loved to get filled with Cream. Q: In a Blonde's mind what is long and hard? A: Grade 4. Q: Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a Coppers Horse? A: So she won't shit on the street during a rally. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Well, didn't you know that's where vegetables are washed? Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: Allows you free parking in the handicap zone. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde lesbian? A: Well, she kept having affairs with men. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. Q: What's the definition of the Perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. |
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